Today in VERY IMPORTANT conversations

  • John: i bought a semisoft cheese at the street market yesterday that's made with pork salt. let us discuss applications beyond slathering it on my genitalia
  • me: unless you're very limber, I'd not advise that. I'd advise slathering it on someone else's genitalia
  1. hugeinjapan posted this
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