beefranck asked: The food pictures you post always look A. MA. ZING. Is cooking your hobby or your job? If it's your job, do you accept cross stitched rap lyrics as payment?

I’d been waiting for the right time for big reveal, so here it is:

Cooking is not my job. I’m the speechwriter for the CEO of the company you work for. I sit about 300 yards or so (given vertical feet) away from you. 

We should probably have drinks sometime. /smallworld

  1. sparklingpants said: Love this.
  2. talesofaniceberg said: What on EARTH?!?!?! That’s amazing!
  3. beefranck said: My head just exploded.
  4. hugeinjapan posted this
Chicago. Food. Music. Bitching. A non-exhaustive list of what usually shows up here.

Email: WIWRNT[at]gmail

view archive



Ask me anything