March 2012
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February 2012
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scottfriday:
apoplecticskeptic replied to your post: “I’m a fucking pretender. Bill’s the Truth.”
And Bill made that shit while camping. ON THE ICE WITH A BUCKET. Ridiculous.
i know! i saw the “what to bring camping” list he posted.
he’s a super nice guy, humble, and a gourmet chef. i’m pretty sure he’s a double agent of some sort. no one that awesome exists in real life unless they have...
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l3fan-o-rama:
themattsmith:
l3fan-o-rama replied to your post: And to think I almost forgot the fluorocarbon leaders for the tip-ups
you’re on the hook to show us a good time.
There’s a lot on the line, I know.
i just hope bill doesn’t pull the old bait & switch.
I’m worried I’ll be a fish out of water.
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Next spam forthcoming
I’ll try to keep it to four posts. My apologies in advance if food’s not your thing (though this seems too be a weird place to hang out if that’s the case). I need three posts just to chronicle the meal, since it was 29 courses and I can only upload 10 pics at a time. I’m still wrapping my head around the meal.
I think my friend Chris had the right take: “It’s...
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thekelsmith asked: You mentioned your Valentine's dinner not going well - how do you handle things not working as you planned while cooking?
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scottfriday asked: happy hanukkah.
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Those of you who think the popover looks like a...
Need to spend less time hanging about outside the free clinic.
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bigjimslade:
Houston, we have a problem.
WINNER.
Whitney Houston is dead?
Cue tumblr tributes in 3 … 2 … 1 …
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Because I feel like stirring some shit up
I haven’t decided if this is horrible or not (that means it’s horrible), but I have been laughing.
Ghetto Hikes
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I have tickets to Next's El Bulli menu on...
Repeating:
I HAVE TICKETS TO NEXT’S EL BULLI MENU ON WEDNESDAY
lesliepost asked: Bacon or chocolate?
whatwhatwhat asked: OhmygodcalmdownIjustsawitandamansweringitnowbutyouwon'tbepleased.
beefranck asked: ♫ Who is your favorite ninja turtle? ♫
thesemicullen asked: You have $25. You cannot cook for yourself. Where are you eating? What are you eating? Other than cooking, what is your favorite hobby?
nebraskagasm asked: You've just had a horrible day, but not bad to the point where you won't cook. What are you cooking, what are you drinking.
thekelsmith asked: How old were you when you started doing the thing you're best at? Cooking, that is.
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whatwhatwhat asked: Favorite childhood game, you asshole?
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REAL TALK
I got sent home early from work today because of the weather (ht: it wasn’t that bad!) but that meant I got into the potables a little early. Ask something scandalous! Or banal! I don’t care!
Bring it. Don’t sing it.
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Surprised this doesn't happen more often
Anyway, their Valentine’s Day dinner is a five course meal on the farm, starting with Oysters Rockefeller, then on to curry squash bisque, dick confit salad, steak and lobster, and finally molten chocolate cake. … Burlington is just northeast of Lake Geneva, and northwest of Kenosha, so there’s no shortage of little inns and the like to stay over in, nearby, if you don’t...
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Today in VERY IMPORTANT conversations
John: i bought a semisoft cheese at the street market yesterday that's made with pork salt. let us discuss applications beyond slathering it on my genitalia
me: unless you're very limber, I'd not advise that. I'd advise slathering it on someone else's genitalia
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Today in proportional response
Woman Stun Gunned For Blocking McDonald’s Drive-Thru
HOPE MILLS, N.C. — North Carolina authorities say they used a stun gun on a woman motorist who blocked a McDonald’s drive-thru for 20 minutes after employees refused to serve her because she cut in line.
Authorities say 37-year-old Evangeline Lucca bypassed the order screen and line and pulled directly up to the pick-up...
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I'm basically just eating that cheese sauce with a...
No, YOU’VE been drinking.
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So, Chris Collinsworth is a sex creep, right?
Between his fascination with Hakeem Nick’s hand size and his thorough interrogation of gaping holes, I’m starting to think Chris has a pretty interesting (read: depraved) personal life.
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There is a lot of really good looking food on the...
I feel like we should do this more often. You guys are killing it.
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