March 2012
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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scottfriday: apoplecticskeptic replied to your post: “I’m a fucking pretender. Bill’s the Truth.” And Bill made that shit while camping. ON THE ICE WITH A BUCKET. Ridiculous. i know! i saw the “what to bring camping” list he posted. he’s a super nice guy, humble, and a gourmet chef. i’m pretty sure he’s a double agent of some sort. no one that awesome exists in real life unless they have...
Feb 28th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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ListenDavid Bowie — Young Americans “I...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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l3fan-o-rama: themattsmith: l3fan-o-rama replied to your post: And to think I almost forgot the fluorocarbon leaders for the tip-ups you’re on the hook to show us a good time. There’s a lot on the line, I know. i just hope bill doesn’t pull the old bait & switch. I’m worried I’ll be a fish out of water. 
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Next spam forthcoming
I’ll try to keep it to four posts. My apologies in advance if food’s not your thing (though this seems too be a weird place to hang out if that’s the case). I need three posts just to chronicle the meal, since it was 29 courses and I can only upload 10 pics at a time. I’m still wrapping my head around the meal. I think my friend Chris had the right take: “It’s...
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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thekelsmith asked: You mentioned your Valentine's dinner not going well - how do you handle things not working as you planned while cooking?
Feb 14th
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scottfriday asked: happy hanukkah.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Those of you who think the popover looks like a...
Need to spend less time hanging about outside the free clinic. 
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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bigjimslade: Houston, we have a problem. WINNER.
Feb 12th
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Whitney Houston is dead?
Cue tumblr tributes in 3 … 2 … 1 …
Feb 12th
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Because I feel like stirring some shit up
I haven’t decided if this is horrible or not (that means it’s horrible), but I have been laughing.  Ghetto Hikes
Feb 12th
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I have tickets to Next's El Bulli menu on...
Repeating: I HAVE TICKETS TO NEXT’S EL BULLI MENU ON WEDNESDAY
Feb 11th
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lesliepost asked: Bacon or chocolate?
Feb 11th
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whatwhatwhat asked: OhmygodcalmdownIjustsawitandamansweringitnowbutyouwon'tbepleased.
Feb 11th
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beefranck asked: ♫ Who is your favorite ninja turtle? ♫
Feb 11th
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thesemicullen asked: You have $25. You cannot cook for yourself. Where are you eating? What are you eating? Other than cooking, what is your favorite hobby?
Feb 11th
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nebraskagasm asked: You've just had a horrible day, but not bad to the point where you won't cook. What are you cooking, what are you drinking.
Feb 11th
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thekelsmith asked: How old were you when you started doing the thing you're best at? Cooking, that is.
Feb 11th
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whatwhatwhat asked: Favorite childhood game, you asshole?
Feb 11th
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REAL TALK
I got sent home early from work today because of the weather (ht: it wasn’t that bad!) but that meant I got into the potables a little early. Ask something scandalous! Or banal! I don’t care! Bring it. Don’t sing it. 
Feb 11th
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Surprised this doesn't happen more often
Anyway, their Valentine’s Day dinner is a five course meal on the farm, starting with Oysters Rockefeller, then on to curry squash bisque, dick confit salad, steak and lobster, and finally molten chocolate cake. … Burlington is just northeast of Lake Geneva, and northwest of Kenosha, so there’s no shortage of little inns and the like to stay over in, nearby, if you don’t...
Feb 10th
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Listenhoodinternet: WIZ KHALIFA vs PHANTOGRAM ABX -...
Feb 9th
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Today in VERY IMPORTANT conversations
John: i bought a semisoft cheese at the street market yesterday that's made with pork salt. let us discuss applications beyond slathering it on my genitalia
me: unless you're very limber, I'd not advise that. I'd advise slathering it on someone else's genitalia
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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ListenBombadil — I Will Wait As a child from the...
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Today in proportional response
Woman Stun Gunned For Blocking McDonald’s Drive-Thru HOPE MILLS, N.C. — North Carolina authorities say they used a stun gun on a woman motorist who blocked a McDonald’s drive-thru for 20 minutes after employees refused to serve her because she cut in line. Authorities say 37-year-old Evangeline Lucca bypassed the order screen and line and pulled directly up to the pick-up...
Feb 6th
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I'm basically just eating that cheese sauce with a...
No, YOU’VE been drinking. 
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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So, Chris Collinsworth is a sex creep, right?
Between his fascination with Hakeem Nick’s hand size and his thorough interrogation of gaping holes, I’m starting to think Chris has a pretty interesting (read: depraved) personal life.  
Feb 6th
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There is a lot of really good looking food on the...
I feel like we should do this more often. You guys are killing it. 
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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