December 2010
38 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 24th
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Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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To do today:
Stop talking to my parents’ Jack Russell terriers as if they’re slightly retarded two-year-olds.
Dec 18th
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Idle hands, devil's playthings, somethingsomething
“In his spare time, Don enjoys luring transients into his underground ‘terror pit’ and euchre.” Filed under: Sentences I inserted into an executive bio today to see if anyone’s paying attention.
Dec 17th
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ListenEdward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros —...
Dec 16th
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Chances this is a euphemism: High
I’m about to strike out in search of a local specialty called a “steak in a sack.” If this turns out to be anything other than a steak sandwich in a pita, I’ll be sure to let you know.
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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I'm editing one of the various employee...
Q: If you had an alter ego, who would that be? A: Ric Foxx. He is an undercover superhero that swoops in to save abused children (and throws the abuser quite a beat down). He is a mix between Jesus, Lenny Kravitz and Bono of U2. Needless to say with those attributes he is quite the ladies man!
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Q: What should I have not had before going drinking? A: All of those drinks.
Dec 11th
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ListenOld 97s — Timebomb “I’ve got...
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
ListenSam Cooke — You Send Me Don’t mind...
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
Dec 5th
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ListenRachael Yamagata — Worn Me Down I know...
Dec 4th
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ListenJames — Laid Dressed me up in women’s...
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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ListenRihanna f/ Drake — What’s My Name I...
Dec 3rd
flandreaeats asked: I'm going to focus on your food entries, which all look delicious. Where do you get your inspiration/recipes??
Dec 3rd
rsmallbone asked: Is it true what they say about Jacksonville hotel rooms? Can you hear the breathing of the dead?

Also, you should avoid the comforter - it's just an STD sponge.
Dec 3rd
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Asked and Answered
HOLY HELL I AM BORED. And stuck in a hotel room in Jacksonville. How about you ask me horrible, horrible things?
Dec 3rd
thesemicullen asked: I lived in Japan (Okinawa, actually) for three years. While it's easy to be physically imposing - I mean, as an average-sized American male as compared to the average-sized Japanese male, what really struck me is how bad they are at dancing to punk songs.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Some metaphors are too southern, even for the...
“Hey! Do you mind not interrupting? I’m the one fucking this pig.” — Today in “Animal Husbandry Metaphors I wish I’d not deployed”
Dec 2nd